Anubis Karos (1-2; -1.67 PDPB), leaving the Badside Brawlers, has formed a squad of rookies. Whether he's enslaved them is up for debate but rest assured that he's probably working them through some crazed training routine. With no Assistant Captain and no Manager, this team's successes and failures rest squarely on Anubis' shoulders. As a first time captain, the pressure's definitely on.

In addition to his wife, Dawn, the roster's made up of a creature named "Crunchem," an undead named Jonothan, Sebastian Goldraven, and Xanth. This team's got an outside playoff shot, if for no other reason than Anubis won't tolerate failure. But with a lone league win amongst them, this team's going to have to step up bigtime if they want to hoist the championship trophy and avoid their captain's wrath.