Get Up, Mercury
Captain: | Zeus ''Harley'' Harlinger |
Assistant: | Dude Sumpinrudder |
Joined 2007. |
2007 Outlook
Zeus "Harley" Harlinger comes off the Free Agent list and forms his own team. He brings along with him a whole slew of rookies to the IFL. Eukee Griffonmane (0-2) is the only fighter on the roster with IFL experience, but he too comes off of last season's Free Agent list.
Nobody's quite sure what to make of this all-male squad. With names like Dude, Malibu, Jupiter, Eukee, Zeus, and Rollo, we can only figure that they're going to provide a whole lot of entertainment, or dominate the entire league. The path won't be easy for a squad of Trainees (plus one Flyweight) with a total of 0 league wins to their name, but we definitely look forward to seeing them in the Garden. Playoffs, though, are probably out of the question.
Roster
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Position: | Captain |
Age: | 20 |
Race: | Biker |
Height: | 5'7 |
Sex: | Tengo Cojones |
Weight: | 140 lb |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
Training: | The streets, dude. Where I come from, you got to be a survivor. |
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Motto: | My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. |
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Position: | Assistant |
Age: | 25 |
Race: | Human |
Height: | 5'9" |
Sex: | Male |
Weight: | 205 lbs. |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
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Position: | Fighter |
Age: | About mid-30's |
Race: | Kender |
Height: | 4'5" |
Sex: | Male |
Weight: | 132 |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
Training: | Kender-Fu, Kenderate, Aikendero, And all other Kenderiffic stuff you ain't never heard of! |
Affiliations: | Squire to a Honest to Goodness Knight of Solomnia and has a real Knight of Solomnia Dagger to prove it (It's a butter knife) |
Interests: | Exploring the world because it's fun! He's not a child, just happens to have a lisp. A simple speech impediment that, with his kender nature, seems to cause people to think of him as childlike. In reality, he's very much an adult, just doesn't have tim |
Motto: | "Somebody said I could have this, Honest!" |
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Position: | Fighter |
Age: | 32 |
Race: | Human! |
Height: | 7'2" |
Sex: | Male! |
Weight: | 285 |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
Training: | Gym locker rooms across the world! |
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Motto: | Hahah! Yes! |
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Position: | Fighter |
Age: | 23 |
Race: | Human |
Height: | 6' |
Sex: | Male |
Weight: | 225 |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
Training: | I'm a child of mother nature |
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Motto: | "Sweet." |
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Position: | Fighter |
Age: | Unknown |
Race: | Mortal |
Height: | 6' |
Sex: | Male |
Weight: | Unknown |
Rank: | FlyWeight |
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